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Post by lindarkness on Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:06 pm

      "Hmpf"

       "Are you trying to smell your own armpit?"
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Post by sayum on Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:51 pm

Romeo looked up from his shirt. He had been checking out a stain that looked suspiciously like the colour of the coffee a stupid Gryffindor had been holding when he had bumped into the sensational Ravenclaw.
"Excuse me but fuck you. I was checking out the damage the Lions did to my shirt this time
We should fucking eliminate that house as an option for Sorting altogether."
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Post by lindarkness on Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:58 pm

      Barty couldn't help it - he laughed loudly as that pompous little prick prattled on about whatever had gotten his knickers in a twist. Oh, the utterly dignified indignation in his voice, the use of the word 'Lions', the fact that he was speaking to a Gryffindor right now without even realizing. It was hilarious.

       "Sorry to inform you, but admitting to sniffing your own body odor would have been less embarrassing than what you just said"
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Post by sayum on Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:15 pm

Romeo looked at the other student.
"............................................."
"Nope. Seems about right."
He turned his attention back to his shirt which he finally tapped with his wand. The stain disappeared in a whisper of words.
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Post by lindarkness on Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:20 pm


The look he gave him, sent Barty into another fit of giggles. 
"Nice. How about next you try to remove the giant, invisible hand that's fisting your asshole right now"
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Post by sayum on Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:32 pm

"Why are you talking about my asshole?
Are you coming on to me?"
"I suppose I can't blame you. I get a lot of arse-related compliments so its not just you."
He is either 100% serious or 100% joking. Its nearly impossible to tell with a smile so simple.
"By the way, who are you? Its as if the Professor D had it on with an average white hag and decided the product, that being you, was cognitively apt enough to go to a mad magic school in the countryside. I think its the ears."
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Post by lindarkness on Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:51 pm

"Oh, yes, please, take me now", he said in complete monotone, "Your charms have unmanned me. My favourite part was when you made a big show of trying and failing to save your face, like a giant turd. It's not hard to notice your arse when you walk around with your head stuck inside it"

       He gave him his brightest smile. 
       "Why, my name is Fuck You. What of you, shitface?"
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Post by sayum on Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:56 pm

"I'm Romeo Pendry."
"Any Shakespeare jokes and there will be a fist up your own arse and not in a pleasant way since I know you are in to that sort of thing." 
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Post by lindarkness on Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:04 pm

What the fuck was Shakespeare?

       "You never know", he said, "Maybe I like it rough"
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Post by sayum on Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:09 pm

"I bet that's what you tell all the cute guys."
Romeo liked this one. He was actually living up to what Lions were supposed to be, brave enough to say what they fucking meant. Well, in a way. They were obviously joking about the dick parts.
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Post by lindarkness on Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:15 pm

His grin widened to turn both apologetic and genuinely amused. This was fun. 

       "Ah, you got me there", he said.
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Post by sayum on Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:28 pm

"Now you have to tell me your name."
"If you don't I will forget you and you will never have your chance to confess to me."
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Post by lindarkness on Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:03 am

"And We don't want that, of course"

       "My name I Don't Give A Shit", he made a small pause, "But my friends call me Barty"
       Which friends?
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Post by sayum on Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:36 pm

"Barty." Romeo took a moment to decide if that was a dumb name or not. Apparently he checked out because Romeo did not comment.

"Want to come with me to the Quidditch Pitch? I am going to watch the Hufflepuff 'practice'." He used air quotes and looked as though he found the idea laughable. "I have a pocket full of cauldron cakes for the occasion. I like them, we don't have those in Korea. The closest snack we have is dragon bread. It sounds better in Korean."
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Post by lindarkness on Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:15 pm

A slight frown flickered over his face before the boy simmered down into a more neutral expression. This was a new development, one that he had no idea if he had ever encouraged, and as such, he wasn't quite sure what to do with it. Truly, it was a little extreme to stand up from his seat just to go along with some random freak person. After all, he might decide to poison him and bury his body underneath the pitch. 
Then again, he was tempted with the three things he ever enjoyed: sweets, Quidditch, and making fun of people.
"I'm in it for the cauldron cakes", he said, standing up nevertheless.
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Post by sayum on Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:48 pm

"Brilliant." Romeo said, clearly pleased that this mission was no longer solo.
"So, tell me about Hogwarts." 
It was his first year here at Hogwarts even though they were in their third year. He transferred after finding one too many errors in the school's curriculum. Here he at least had the option to ignore the book completely.
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Post by lindarkness on Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:31 pm

To that, Barty simply gave a raised eyebrow. 

"Do I look like an expert on castle architecture to you? Or maybe you were asking about whatever gossip is flowing around at the moment? Politics around whatever education they're testing on us now? Hidden spots? Do you want me to recite the entire bleeding rulebook to you? Dance and sing the school song? Maybe grow a beard for good measure?"



"Be fucking specific"
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Post by sayum on Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:41 pm

"You are hilarious." Romeo laughed.



"Alright then. You mentioned secret passages? My old school never had those. Then again my school wasn't in a fucking castle."

Romeo had to admit it was fucking cool to have classes in a castle. A bit medieval but the atmosphere forgave the lack of modernism. He could respect British tradition.
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Post by lindarkness on Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:25 pm

The other boy's compliment gave him pause, and a brief frown flickered over his face as he contemplated whether or not he was being mocked. After a moment had passed and he still had not quite been able to make up his mind on the matter he decided to simply let it slide. For now. 



"There are a few. I guess they can come in handy if you wanna get involved in things here", he shrugged, "The whole castle thing loses its novelty after the tenth time the stairs try to kill you"
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